June 25, 2014

doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

i mean, the hitchhiker’s guide specifically SAYS to always carry around a towel! what else is a towel but a short water-absorbent blanket?!

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June 24, 2014

training-jasmine-how-to-vine:

Just bought the entire Protector of the Small quartet in hardback because all of my paperbacks are falling apart from being read too often and I want to make sure I always have a solid copy of these books around. Kel is my favorite, I can’t even begin to express how much she’s meant to me.

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June 23, 2014

hobbitishbehavior:

when you’re reading fanfiction and the plot is amazing but all of the characters are OOC image

when you read it anyway because its a good plot and you are a sorry excuse for a human beingimage

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June 23, 2014

matafari:

Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink

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June 23, 2014

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June 19, 2014
I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

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who looks at us

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the way Kristen Bell

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looks at sloths.

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June 13, 2014

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

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June 13, 2014

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

recognize and RESPECT

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June 11, 2014

plasmarifles:

hahaha e3 more like

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June 9, 2014

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

clicks out of tab

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April 26, 2014

softlycanthropy:

translation: you were pissed and you pushed your kid son down the steps, it knocked him out, and melissa told you to get your drunk ass out of her house so you would never hurt him or her again.

don’t sugarcoat it with your man feelings please

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April 24, 2014
"'…Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you're about.'

‘Everyone keeps warning me about sailors,’ I complained. ‘Why can’t someone tell the sailors to stay clear of me?’

"

— Tamora Pierce, Beka Cooper, Book Two; Bloodhound (via songofthemorning)

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