HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE
why is sea cow weird
its a manatee you uneducated fuck
holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow
that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened
thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.
i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends
This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.
John and Scott on their way to getting married, earlier today. (x)
Oh, my heart. I’m dying of the happy.
Neal discussing whether or not Joren can change.
Neal is dreamy. >D
Also this is the first time I’ve ever drawn this haircut semi-correctly.
IF I MAKE A TYPO IN A TEXT POST, PLEASE FIX IT WHEN YOU REBLOG IT. THIS IS ME GIVING YOU ACTUAL, LEGAL, WRITTEN PERMISSION.
the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers
Both books’ forwards written by James Rhodes
I’m pretty sure at some point Chekov just started fucking with people for fun.
|Me:||When I was your age we had to write fanfiction when we wanted to see our OTP's make out we didn't have any of this newfangled virtual reality simulator goggles in 5D nonsense we got cataracts and carpal tunnel for our ships and it built CHARACTER|
|My grandkids:||Shutup grandma you're drunk|
werewolves in tw are soo dramatic
the boy that runs with wolves
the girl that has fire in her hair
and i love it like so much, because i can see stiles and lydia being like
can’t you just say our names? and peter and derek going, but they’re descriptors! WE LIKE STORIES OKAY? OKAY.
I’m crying because Hoechlin’s all “BE THE ALPHA!” and “The name’s Hale… DEREK HALE!”. Meanwhile, everyone else behind him is like “LALALALA” “LOOOOOOOL” “SHINY NECKLACE IS SHINY!” and he STILL doesn’t move.
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a...
what’s a pirates...
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you