Nobody wanted the runt, but he was perfect for me! Say hello to Bear.
— Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via dianekrugers)
this. so this.
Oh look, another link from nsfw tastefully offensive!
I can’t find the reblog or like places on this post, so here, have a link for some wry laughs.
My boyfriend doesn’t have furniture in his house just a giant bean bag and a futon A+ life choices
are you really really tiny or is that the most perfect bean bag ever?
I am 5’9”
it is a gigantic 8ft bean bag
perfect bean bag
can i have this bean bag? it will be my bed and my desk chair in one. use of furniture efficiency ftw!
Anonymous said: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.
your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
Yeah, you support them all the way.. We’ll most of the way.. We’ll some of the way.. Clearly not as far as marriage.. Cause marriage ain’t for gays.. Or something
You hear so many of these people say, “I have a lot of gay friends but don’t believe in same sex marriage”, but you never hear gay people say “I’ve lots of friends who think it should be illegal for me to marry the person I love”.
So, here’s a PSA for everyone who is against marriage equality, but thinks they have gay friends. You probably don’t. What you have are gay acquaintances who have learned to quietly put up with your bullshit because it’s the path of least resistance and they just don’t have the energy to “My Fair Lady” your ass into being a decent human being.
if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a...
what’s a pirates...
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you